Don't get me wrong, I am having the time of my life, but practically every second if my life I am so smeared with bug spray. I. HATE. BUG. SPRAY!!!! And, it doesn't work.

I have two bug bites on my bum. MY BUM! I don't remember when I was freaking naked in public!

And there is sand in practically every orifice of my body, even after my shower. I think the sand is embedded in my comforter.

And I may or may not have got bitten by a shark.

And then ran out of the water.

All the while screaming.

May or may not...